Tuesday, March 31, 2009

hindi jokes

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

funny sms

panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar
bataya hai ki .aapke mobile per kanjusi ki
maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher sare
sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren..... dhanyawad

hindi free sms

ALLAH Ne Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Kholey
Aur Kaha, Hai Koi Rehmat Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Khushian Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Dosti Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Chahat Mangne Wala? Tu Main ne Kaha, Aay ALLAH!
Sari Khushian.....
Sari Dolat.. Sari Rehmatain.. De De Us Ko Jo Iss Waqt YE SMS Perh Raha Hai. AMEEN.

hindi sms com

Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!

funny sms text

Aik din ALLAH ne apni rahamaton k darwaze kholay
Aur kaha! hai koi rehmat mangne wala?
Hai koi Khushia mangne wala?
Hai Koi Chahat mangne wala?
To mai ne kaha
Saari Khushiya
Saari Dolat
Saari Rahmatai
De de us ko jo is waqt Ye SMS Parh Raha hai

funny jokes text

Hindustan ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why? kyo ki aaj bhi bhole log KAAM chor ke mere SMS padh rahe hain... kya hoga is Hindustan ka.|

new hindi sms

ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!

jokes hindi

Teac:Ram tumhara ghar banne wala tha aur tumhara bhai bhi aane wala tha?Uska kiya hua?
Ram:Nahi Hua.
Teac:Kiyu?
Ramono mein ek baat commom thi "CEMEN" khatam hogaya!!

love hindi sms

PYAR means.......?
P...phone karna.
Y...yaad karna.
A...azaadi khona.
R...rote rehna ki kash phone aaye......!

sms in hindi

dost ho to aisa :)
Rabba dukh na devi dost mere nu,
saanu chahe dukhan da paharr dede.
Ghumme nawe-nawe MotrCycle te dost saada,
saanu bhawein mercedes car dede.

proposal

proposal.. punjabi style!
Panjabi ladke ladkio ko is tarah parpose karte hai-
Pipal da boota hove te ganne da ras hove,
j mera vas hove te teri maa meri sass hove.

zamana

zamana!
Dil ka suna saaz tarana dhundega, muhjko mere baad zamana dhundega..

exam ki maar

Samundar jaisa syllabus hain,
Talab jitna sikhaya jata hain,

Balti bhar jitna yaad aata hain,
Mug jitna likha jata hain,

Aur boond jitne marks milte hain!

love sms

dhokha koun deta hai?
Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi

hindi sms shayari

Nishana jo le wo survir,
Nishane pe lag jaye wo teer,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo Tasvir,
Aap jaise dosto ka sath mil jaye woh Taqdir

love messages

"Aansu na hote aankhon mein
to Aankhen Khubsurat na hoti,

Dard na hota duniya mein
to Khusiyon ki Kimat Na hoti,

Sab muraadein hoti puri Chahne se
to Khuda ki Zaroorat na hoti"

Monday, March 30, 2009

hindi sms

Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat,
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai…
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye,

hindi shayari and sms

khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon….
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi

joke messages

Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile…
Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai

love sms messages

Judai apki rulate rehegi,
Yaad appki ate rahegi,
Pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
Jab tak jism mein hai jaan,
Meri har sans yari nibhatr rahegi

Sunday, March 29, 2009

funny joke sms

Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam…
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam…
Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha

jokes hindi

Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede…
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede…

cute hindi messages

Chaand to nikla hai magar yeh raat na hai pehli si,
Yeh mulaaqaat, mulaaqaat na hai pehli si,
Ranjh kuchh kum to hua aaj teray milne se,
Yeh alag baat ke yeh baat na hai pehli si.

hindi poetry

Ek Lamhey Mein Us Ney Zindagi Sanwar Dee,
Ek Lamhey Mein Us Net Zindagi Ujaar Dee,
Kasoor Uska Nahi Mera Thaa,
Jo Un Go Lamho Mein Zindagi Guzar Dee,,

hindi poem

Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya

hindi love quotes

Meri hatheli tu apnay paas rakh loo,jab duaa mango tu issay b utha lena.
khushi milay tu apni hatheli agay,ghum milay tu meri hatheli main samait lena.
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Friday, March 27, 2009

dosti

yaad aai kabhy to aankhen band nuhen karna
hum chale bhy jain to ghum nuhen karna.
ye zaroory nuhen har rishte ka koi nam ho
par dosti ka ahsas dil se kam nuhen karna

love sms gazal

Koi deewana kehta hai,koi paagal samajhta hai
magar dharti ki bechaini ko bus pagal samajhta hai
mein tujhse door kaisa hoon, tu mujhse door kaisi hai
ye tera dil samajhta hai, yaa mera dil samajhta hai

Mauhabbat ek ehsasson ki pawan si kahaani hai
kabhi kabira deewana tha, kabhi meera diwani thi
yahaan sab log kehte hain meri aankhon mein aasoon hain
jo tu samjhe to moti hai, naa samjhe to paani hai

samandar peer ka andar hai lekin ro nahin sakta
ye aasoon pyaar ka moti hai isko kho nahin sakta
meri chahaht ko apna tu bana lena magar sun le
jo mera ho nahin paaya wo tera ho nahin sakta


Ki brahmar koi kumudni par machal baitha to hangama
hamaare dil mein koi khwab pal baitha to hungama
abhi tak doob kar sunte the sab kissa mauhabbat ka
mein kisse ko hakikat mein badal baitha to hungaama

hindi love sms

samandar peer ka andar hai lekin ro nahin sakta
ye aasoon pyaar ka moti hai isko kho nahin sakta
meri chahaht ko apna tu bana lena magar sun le
jo mera ho nahin paaya wo tera ho nahin sakta

hindi poetry

"Jab Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mahobbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai

Tumhare Hi Khayalon Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din gujartaa hai Kab Raat Hoti Hai"

love sms

Apni zulfein tujh pe jhatakkna chahti houn


Apni zulfein tujh pe jhatakkna chahti houn
Meri Her ada mein kitna piyar basaa hai dikhana chahti houn

Apni aankhoun se dhairoun ashhq baha ker
Teri ungliyoun ko gaaloun per mehsoos kerna chahti houn

Mein dil apna tourh kay
Tujhe her tukrey mein dekhna chahti houn

Apney laboun pe muskurahat la ker
Teri chahrey pe hassi dekhna chahti houn

Meri taqdeeer mein tu ho ya na ho
Tujhe apni manzil mein banana chahti houn

Khehtey hein khuda sey jo dil se maango ik din zaroor milta hai
Mein her dua mein tujhe maang ker apna pyar aazmana chahti houn.

latest hindi sms love messages

O Dewanay larkay!
zara thaam lay mera haath
kis ko dhoond raha hai?
mein doon gee na tera saath!

O Dewanay larkay!
mujhay karnay day mehsoos
tujh ko apnay andar
jab tu hoga udaas
mein banoo gee teri aaas!

O Dewanay larkay!
ik khawahish dil kee
jo tujhko hai batanee hee
jab tu marna chahay
mein wajh banoo teray jeenay kee!

love texts love urdu

Dil kay kisi bhi koney mein jhaank lee jiye

Her taraf apki yaad basai beythey hein

Her sheesha tour dena chahtey hein hum

Her sheeshey mein ap hi ap dekhai deytey hein

love shayari

Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai..

hindi joke sms hindi jokes

Mayawati ik tree pe chadi.

Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?

Mayawati: Apple khane.

Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.

Mayawati: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

hindi sms hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

Ki brahmar koi kumudni par machal baitha to hangama
hamaare dil mein koi khwab pal baitha to hungama
abhi tak doob kar sunte the sab kissa mauhabbat ka
mein kisse ko hakikat mein badal baitha to hungaama

hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

samandar peer ka andar hai lekin ro nahin sakta
ye aasoon pyaar ka moti hai isko kho nahin sakta
meri chahaht ko apna tu bana lena magar sun le
jo mera ho nahin paaya wo tera ho nahin sakta

hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

Mauhabbat ek ehsasson ki pawan si kahaani hai
kabhi kabira deewana tha, kabhi meera diwani thi
yahaan sab log kehte hain meri aankhon mein aasoon hain
jo tu samjhe to moti hai, naa samjhe to paani hai

hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

Koi deewana kehta hai,koi paagal samajhta hai
magar dharti ki bechaini ko bus pagal samajhta hai
mein tujhse door kaisa hoon, tu mujhse door kaisi hai
ye tera dil samajhta hai, yaa mera dil samajhta hai

hindi sms hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

Jamane se kab ke gujar gaye hote,
Milti jothokar to savar gaye hote,
Ham to bandhe hai aapke pyar ke dhagge se,
Varna kab ke motiyo ki tarah bikhar gaye hote.!!!

hindi joke sms hindi jokes

Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES(In Urdu)
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI

hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

Puch lo khuda se apKe liye hi dua mangi
Puch lo kuda se apKe liye hi fiza mangi
Aap ne ki jitni bhi galtiya
Hum ne dua me apne liye saza mangi

hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

Dil ka rista uncha hai har naaton se,
ye mat puchho ki woh mere kya lagte hain!

hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

aap suraj ki roshni ho.aap phulo ki khusbob ho,aap gaane ka sangeet ho,aap dhup mein chaya ho,aap meri zindagi ho.

hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

Log kehte hai...
tum kyu apni mohabbat ka izhaar tumse nahi karte?
mene kaha- jo lafzo me bayan ho jaye..
sirf utna pyar to hum tumse nahi karte.

hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

Sanson ke safar me hardam paya hai,
dil me bi dost apko basaya hai,
apke bin hum jiyege kaha,
bhala DIL ke bina bhi koi ji paya hai

hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti ! ! !

hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

kisiko pyar itna do k had na rahe,
magar aitebar itna karo k shak na rahe,
wafa itni karo k bewafai na ho,
aur dua itni karo k judai na ho.

hindi sms com hindi sms text messages

DARIYA WAFAON KA KABI RUKTA NAHI
MUHABBAT ME INSAAN KABHI JHUKTA NAHI
HUM CHUP HAI KISI KI KHUSHI KE LIYE
AUR WO SOCHTE HAI KE DIL HAMARA DUKHTA NAH…LOVE KOM

hindi sms hindi sms com

Dosti ka rishta kabhi purana nahi hota,
Is se bada koi khajana nahi hota,
Dosti to pyar se bhi pavitra hai kyoki isme koi dost pagal ya deewana nahi hota

hindi sms hindi sms com

Kya Kya na socha Tha dil ne, kya kya na sapne sajaaye….
jal gaye saare sapne… reh gaye khaak ke saaye….
ab gila bhi kisse karoon main… kasoor To kisika bhi nahi…
upar vaale ne hi kuch aise sitam ab mujh pe dhaaye,
kuch na keh sake… nikli to bas dil se yehi aawaaz… haaye!..

hindi sms hindi sms com

woh pyar kya hai... jis mein judai nahin?
woh ishq kya hai... jis mein larahi nahin?
woh jaan kya hai... jis mein ruh nahin?
woh dil kya hai... jis mein tu nahin...!

Monday, March 23, 2009

hindi sms messages

phool ban ker teri har shaakh pe khilta main tha
khushbooein tujh main uterti thin mehakta main tha

meri
saanson main ghuli thin teri subhein shaamein
teri yadon main guzerta hua arsaa main tha

shor tha jese samander main ho girta deriya
our jab ghour se dekha to akela main tha

ehad e rafta tha idher our udher aainda
dono waqton ko milata hua lamha main tha

raat ki goud main serr rakh k zameen so jati
subah tak chaand k seene main dharakta main tha

apni hi aag main jab log jhulasne lagte
sab k hounton pe dua ban k ubherta main tha

jis pe deriya ne kinaron se baghawat kerdi
baarish e khoon ka wo akhri qatra main tha

aankh rakhta tha khuli our tabiat mouzoon
tajurbe doosre kerte thay sanwarta main tha

hindi sms messages

"Banke ajnabi mile the zindagi k safar me
In yaadon k lamho ko kabhi Mitayenge nahi,

Agar yaad rakhna aadat hai aapki
to vaada hai...
Hum bhi aapko kabhi Bhulayenge nahi"

hindi sms messages

"Jab Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mahobbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai

Tumhare Hi Khayalon Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din gujartaa hai Kab Raat Hoti Hai"

hindi sms messages

Aansu na hote aankhon mein
to Aankhen Khubsurat na hoti,

Dard na hota duniya mein
to Khusiyon ki Kimat Na hoti,

Sab muraadein hoti puri Chahne se
to Khuda ki Zaroorat na hoti"

hindi sms messages

"Pal pal ke Rishte ka Vaada hai Aap se
Apnaapan kuch itna Zyada hai Aap se,

Na sochna ke bhool jayenge Aap ko
Zindagi bhar Chahenge ye Vaada hai Aap se"

Love U Jaan

hindi sms messages

"Jab Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mahobbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai

Tumhare Hi Khayalon Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din gujartaa hai Kab Raat Hoti Hai"

hindi sms messages

"Masjid ki Namaaj ya Mandir ki Dua ho tum
Ho Khuda ka tohfa ya khud Khuda ho tum,

Eh mere Rab khud he karo faisla
Dil mein rehte ho tum ya Dil ki jagah ho Tum"

Hindi SMS Messages

"Khuda tera jitna Shukriya karu kam hai
Doston ki mehfil mein Ek Dost bada Aham hai,

Khuda use kabhi ruswa na karna
Uska har aansu Umar bhar ka gam hai"

Hindi SMS Messages

"Banke ajnabi mile the zindagi k safar me
In yaadon k lamho ko kabhi Mitayenge nahi,

Agar yaad rakhna aadat hai aapki
to vaada hai...
Hum bhi aapko kabhi Bhulayenge nahi"

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Hindi Shayari SMS

Hai dil main tamanna ye baki abhi..,

Ke humpe kabhi wo karange karam...

In saanso pe hai bas ikhtiyaar unka..

Bas uski hi khatir hum lete hain dum.

Hindi SMS Shayari

Kehti Hai Yeh Hawa, Kehti Hai Ye Fiza...

Kal Koi Tha Yahin, Laikin Aaj Woh Nahi...

Woh Kahin Aur Hai, Dard Ka Dour Hai...

Kitna Gehra Hai Ye Gham, Kaisa Hai Ye Sitam.

Hindi Friendship SMS

Yaad karoge toh har baat yaad aayegi...

Suhane waqt ki mauj ruk jayegi...

Dhoodoge agar hamse behtar dost koi...

Nigah door tak jayegi aur laut aayegi.

Hindi SMS Friendship Messages

Teri muskurahat meri pehchan hai...

Teri khushi meri jaan hai...

Kuch bhi nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le...

Ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai.